Hello, I couldn't help but notice it was your birthday. I bought you something. When would it be best for me to deliver it?

Happy Birthday, Umeka~!

Oh, thank you, Umeka~!

It was nothing, Umeka~!

Au contraire~! It's very considerate to wish your friend a happy birthday, Umeka~!

That's true~! Even a belated happy birthday could suffice, Umeka~!

Well, that's only if one has very insensitive, forgetful friends, Umeka ( Read more... )

I'm afraid I don't have a lot of time, Miss Nishimoto, so let me start this by saying I apologize for not being available for your birthday. Something came up ( Read more... )

I'm sorry I didn't have your birthday present ready earlier, but it's a little late to bring it over now. Will you be busy tomorrow?

It's so amazing to see which specific subjects interest a person. I mean, English students have their favorite traditions and schools, as do painters... Science students have processes and species and reactions that really tickle their fancy... Theologians have sacred texts and treatises... Anthropologists, their cultures... And, of course, History ( Read more... )

Are you all right?

In light of these incidents, I want you to be on your guard. If you have time tonight, I need to teach you how to properly defend yourself with my abilities.

"Once, centuries ago, spirits and shades came to Egypt were worshipped by a people who did not know or understand them. One shade, however, was unhappy with his lot in life and became incredibly jealous of his brother. So jealous, in fact, that he plotted to murder him. And so, he fashioned a box to his brother's exact measurements and presented it ( Read more... )

Miss Nishimoto, do you have a moment? There's something I'd like to discuss with you.

A public service announcement ( Read more... )